Friday, February 29, 2008

nk pakai ape ek? ish ish payah tul




XCLUB
is proud to announce the much awaited event this year for XYBASE

The GalaNite will be held on:

Date : 22/03/08, Saturday
Time : 6pm-11pm
Venue : Hotel Imperial Kuala Lumpur
(formerly known as Sheraton Imperial Kuala Lumpur)

Dress Code : Black Tie





Thursday, February 28, 2008

Lessons in Logic

Lessons in Logic



If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.


Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.



Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.


The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.


Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep



"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.



A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

utk yg jaga kesihatan


aku dpt ni dr email..
korg leh bc n amalkn..

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Gol n Gincu

smlm aku tgk cite gol n gincu ni
ntah season brp pun is not bother me at all..
b4 tis i dont hv intention to watch tis movie since the story is about college student...
tp smlm lps tgk cite korea, cite gng plak.. x solat isyak lg aku terus je tgk movie ni.. best gak laa rs pasni nk tgk cite ni lg.. ok on wed at 930pm my schedule is gol n gincu.. maybe sbb character diorg grown up maturedly
lps ni cite korea skrg gnti ngn cite coffee prince lak...

4 Management Lessons - curik dr jai

Humor
4 Management Lessons
If you're politically correct buzz off you won't like this site!
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Lesson Number One

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Bo ss. The brain said,
"I should be Bo ss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, “We should be Bo ss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Bo ss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Bo ss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Bo ss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Bo ss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson:You don't need brains to be Boss. any asshole will do!


Lesson Number Four
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

cite lrt selanjutnyer

video

last post aku cite lrt has been driven manually kn?
erm ms blk dr ofis mlm2 buta tu aku dpt lg rs naik lrt yg digerakkn scr manual.
kali ni dpt tgk dpn mata lg..mujur bwk camera.
ape lg record terus arh.
sorry la aku malu nk bgn nk record tul2
terhalang lak dgn ***** driver tu.
ms tu x ramai staff pun nk practice la tu.. prepare to the unplanned situation
kejap je pun diorg tu testing..
bwh ni dpt la aku snap gmbr driving panel tu..




finally we f9 the winner 4 ipod contest..

the winner goes to en mohd adzrai.. our QA..
congrats...

tp mcm blurr sket cane nk bg point naik sbnrnye.. active kt forum pun mcm xde pape pun.. tp skrg aku mls nk involve kn diri kt portal tu..
its like no freedom at all to voice out our view or comments. ermmm ntah laa

Monday, February 18, 2008

satu dua tiga Tarikkkk....


hahah ni la bdk2 yg suka bising kt ofis.... ni bergmbr sbb one of our team member da nk blah... org yg sinonim ngn ciret bighit.. hahah zakie2

ade sorg lagi mamat xde kt sini..
dr kiri (alin, yasmin, aku, erme, sardo, jai, zakie, zeila da team leader, yg duduk gelak smpai x nmpk mata tu min) zaid xde dlm gmbr..

Sunday, February 17, 2008

La La La Kerjalah



today is sunday
sunday is not a working day... but sunday is working day 4 'tut' teams.
hampeh tul.. da la panas dok kt sini.. mata pun da sakit rs pedih2 maybe sbb cuaca panas kot. haaa tension tul.. tgh tension2 ni baik aku tulis kt blog aku ni.. lgpun server on off on off jer..
esok kne lepak kt 'tut' lak tggu la ape yg diorg nk komen.. maybe lg pressure kot.. bile panas2 ni aku byg kn katil jer..
panas2 ni aku x leh ber pk.. so baik tido jer..
alangkah best kalo ade meja camtu kt ofis ni.. huhuh.. :(( (klik pd pic kalo nk tgk pic sbnr)

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day myFrens


Valentine's Day is a holiday celebrated on February 14. In North America, it is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other by sending, presenting flowers, or offering confectionery. The holiday is named after two among the numerous Early Christian named Valentine. The day became associated with in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished.

click here 4 more info

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

employee as a bridge 4 these guys



aku rs gmbr neh mcm yg aku alami skrg as developer.

Kelana Jaya Line (LRT-Putra) ade driver

ptg smlm konon nk blk awal laa
smpai umah awal leh lepak2
tgk2 ms dlm bas stn KJ da penuh.. bleh agak
mesti ade prob nih. org q pny la pnjg..
brp minit pastu ade announcement kate ade prob dr stn datok keramat ke ampang. pastu da sendat padat tu.. org ramai nk gak masuk.. ye la diorg pun da tggu lama.. anak2 da tggu kt umah..
mcm kesian gak tgk ibu2 tu. tp nk wat cane sumer org nk blk.. nk g tmpt dituju.
train takes 20-30 minutes every time it stop to every stn.. huhh bile kire2 da seploh thn train ni berkhidmat..

ari tu dgr ura2 nk tukar from 2-car train to 4-car train.. mn ntah.. on the way lg kot (think positive) tmbg pun da naik.. so aku decide xmo gn monthly pass lg.. xde untung lg rugi ade kalo gn card tu.. sbb aku bkn ari2 naik lrt pun. aku ni mujur tggi, so x la rs lemas ngn org2. leh bernafas lg laa.. tp aku tutup hidung n mulut.. sbb dlm train tu mcm2 bunyi.. ade yg batuk ade yg selsema...uu virus selsema leh jangkit melalui udara....uuu takut2. bende yg best smlm...kire dpt experience smlm.. tgh sesak2 ni ade bunyi hon. "eh apekah train ni" rupenyer ade driver yg drive..kire manual la smlm tu.. mcm star lrt dah.. kalo tggu cam bese alamat x gerak laa. thx pd abg driver smlm..

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

jln2 dlm ofis ke hulu ke hilir

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Treadmill-Game-TV-Show

tgk video ni.. giler arh x sanggup aku nk main.
 
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